I wouldn't either

I wouldn't listen to anything I say either.  You know me, you know my kind- it's all just jealous lies anyway.  You know it's been that way since I was a kid!  Don't even THINK of counting on Billie.  She'll never get a job, she'll mooch off society her entire life.  Don't even THINK of setting her up with a few babysitting jobs, so she can learn the value of work & learn to appreciate the value of things, as she has bought them on her own.  She'll just play sick or lie and say she has homework (which she DID have- it just never got done).  How she ever graduated high school is the true mystery.  She was probably handing out sexual favors to all her teachers- that wouldn't surprise me at all.  She IS a slut, you know. 
And money!  OH BOY!  That girl actually has the nerve to hand out money to the homeless!  Does she want a reward or something?  Or, at least, she says she does.  But I wouldn't believe that either- you know, she lies about EVERYTHING! 
She goes around in CAL-I-FOR-NIA supposedly picking up litter, like some kinda tree hugging idiot.  I wouldn't believe that either.  I've SAW her dump whole trash bags on the side of the road.  What a pig!  WHOLE TRASH BAGS!  Just gross. 
And it's almost like she LIKES to live poor, like she's playing the enlightened Buddha over there.  Yeah, she SAYS she has a job.  Well, I've never seen a paycheck.  Y'know, all kinds of people talk to her everywhere she goes, but YOU KNOW what that's about, don't you?!  Either sex or drugs, I'm sure.  It's always been that way with her.
And, trust?  Don't even think of telling her something secret.  First, she'll tell you exactly what you want to hear.  But don't be fooled.  She can't wait to blab what you said (most likely her own version, making it sound much worse than it actually was).
It's all about the money with her- always has been.  She'll sidle up to anyone who she thinks might be beneficial to her at some point.  Anyone.
And she can't be a respectable enough person to wallow in her own misery.  She has to bring everyone around her down with her.  She's always been like that.    But the bitch actually ACTS like she's happy!  Yeah right.  Ok, Billie, you've got us fooled.  What's your next trick (or should I say ploy)?
I just don't trust her- I've heard things.  All that faking in the world won't fool me!  Nope.  I've got her figured out, and I'm not afraid to say it.
She's... just... too different.