I wouldn't either

I wouldn't listen to anything I say either.  You know me, you know my kind- it's all just jealous lies anyway.  You know it's been that way since I was a kid!  Don't even THINK of counting on Billie.  She'll never get a job, she'll mooch off society her entire life.  Don't even THINK of setting her up with a few babysitting jobs, so she can learn the value of work & learn to appreciate the value of things, as she has bought them on her own.  She'll just play sick or lie and say she has homework (which she DID have- it just never got done).  How she ever graduated high school is the true mystery.  She was probably handing out sexual favors to all her teachers- that wouldn't surprise me at all.  She IS a slut, you know. 
And money!  OH BOY!  That girl actually has the nerve to hand out money to the homeless!  Does she want a reward or something?  Or, at least, she says she does.  But I wouldn't believe that either- you know, she lies about EVERYTHING! 
She goes around in CAL-I-FOR-NIA supposedly picking up litter, like some kinda tree hugging idiot.  I wouldn't believe that either.  I've SAW her dump whole trash bags on the side of the road.  What a pig!  WHOLE TRASH BAGS!  Just gross. 
And it's almost like she LIKES to live poor, like she's playing the enlightened Buddha over there.  Yeah, she SAYS she has a job.  Well, I've never seen a paycheck.  Y'know, all kinds of people talk to her everywhere she goes, but YOU KNOW what that's about, don't you?!  Either sex or drugs, I'm sure.  It's always been that way with her.
And, trust?  Don't even think of telling her something secret.  First, she'll tell you exactly what you want to hear.  But don't be fooled.  She can't wait to blab what you said (most likely her own version, making it sound much worse than it actually was).
It's all about the money with her- always has been.  She'll sidle up to anyone who she thinks might be beneficial to her at some point.  Anyone.
And she can't be a respectable enough person to wallow in her own misery.  She has to bring everyone around her down with her.  She's always been like that.    But the bitch actually ACTS like she's happy!  Yeah right.  Ok, Billie, you've got us fooled.  What's your next trick (or should I say ploy)?
I just don't trust her- I've heard things.  All that faking in the world won't fool me!  Nope.  I've got her figured out, and I'm not afraid to say it.
She's... just... too different.

🎵Insane In The Membrane🎵

Why is it that the girls and young women who have the craziest of the crazies of mothers always claim (far & wide) that their mommy is their best friend?  Three examples I can think of just off the top of my head of this.  And, as always, they are young women who I think have got a pretty good grip on things.  That is, until you realize that they are a little too fully dedicated to the fact that their mommy is their best friend. 
Very rarely does the apple fall far from the tree, especially when you're 30 and you're still hugging the tree, fingernails embedded firmly into the bark. 

🎶🎶 Si o nar a 
                          sa ni ty🎶🎶

Liar Liar, Pants On Fire

When one gets into the habit of telling colossal lies, it leads others (particularly those who are in the know of the real deal) to wonder- are you trying to convince others or are you trying to convince yourself?

Pretentiousness

Y'know, I've met a lot of very pretentious people in my life.  I can't list one person as being the MOST pretentious I've come across, but there's definitely some top contenders.  That is... until I ran across a gentleman by the name of Emil Sluga's G+ page today.  Each and every post of his is written in a different language- all various languages that encompass all the different alphabets of the world.  If the African click-click language has a written format, I'm sure you will find it in his postings! There is no way possible one person knows or understands all of these languages.  So apparently each of his oh-so-fascinating posts is set for a different cultural audience.  I guess, one might say, unbelievably pretentious.
No sir, you do not speak nor understand all of these languages.  You simply, along with the rest of the world, have a copy of Google Translator (it's free!).  That's it.  No biggie.  Get over yourself.