Liar Liar, Pants On Fire

When one gets into the habit of telling colossal lies, it leads others (particularly those who are in the know of the real deal) to wonder- are you trying to convince others or are you trying to convince yourself?

Pretentiousness

Y'know, I've met a lot of very pretentious people in my life.  I can't list one person as being the MOST pretentious I've come across, but there's definitely some top contenders.  That is... until I ran across a gentleman by the name of Emil Sluga's G+ page today.  Each and every post of his is written in a different language- all various languages that encompass all the different alphabets of the world.  If the African click-click language has a written format, I'm sure you will find it in his postings! There is no way possible one person knows or understands all of these languages.  So apparently each of his oh-so-fascinating posts is set for a different cultural audience.  I guess, one might say, unbelievably pretentious.
No sir, you do not speak nor understand all of these languages.  You simply, along with the rest of the world, have a copy of Google Translator (it's free!).  That's it.  No biggie.  Get over yourself.